VIDEO: BBC News Weather Girl Blooper

Here is the video of BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce ad-libbing for weather girl Louise Lear, who failed to make it in time to do the weather forecast. When she finally arrived on set, Louise was still doing up her buttons. Just what was she doing off camera??!!


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Royal Mail Name Adam Crozier Replacement

Royal Mail have announced a suitable replacement for outgoing boss Adam Crozier, who is to leave his £1m job for an equally rewarding job at ITV. The Government have decided to replace Crozier with a plank of wood, as it is more likely to be of more use for the postal operator.

His replacement at Royal Mail was described as, "practical and useful" by a Government insider earlier today. Cost savings will help Royal Mail remain in profit, as the cost of varnish is far cheaper than Adam Crozier's salary. Archie Norman and Adam Crozier have been appointed to head up the destruction of ITV.


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VIDEO: X Factor and SuBo - Killing In The Name

Here is the uncensored version of Rage Against The Machine's 'Killing In The Name'video, featuring the X Factor finalists and Susan Boyle. This hilarious spoof video has been an internet hit this week and can only help RATM in it's battle for the Christmas #1.



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Funny Album Covers - Part 4

The final collection of funny album covers are below and end the series on a high, literally! People used their imagination and album covers, then sent their results to www.sleeveface.com.






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Funny Album Covers - Part 3

While I'm enjoying the musical delights at Glastonbury I've kept a musical theme going here with a four part look at some funny album covers sent into www.sleeveface.com. People literally took a picture of themselves using an album cover in the process with some interesting (and scary results). Here are the third collection of pictures:






Final part tomorrow.

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Funny Album Covers - Part 2

Yesterday we saw the first five pictures featuring normal (or not so normal!) people sending in their album cover pictures to www.sleeveface.com, here is part two:







Part Three will be published tomorrow

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Funny Album Covers - Part 1

I'm at Glastonbury and what could be a better way to celebrate music than uploading some funny album covers that have been sent to www.sleeveface.com
Basically people just took a picture of themselves using an album cover, yet with some pretty cool results so here are the results:







Check Part 2 out tomorrow...........

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Rio Ferdinand In Crop Top And Hot Pants

Manchester United player Rio Ferdinand proved he is up there with the likes of Beckham, Ronaldo and Robhino as he was pictured wearing a crop top and tight denim shorts while on holiday with the lads in Israel. Splash News captured the football star as he joked around with friends, showing off his toned body while relaxing at a Tel Aviv beach cafe.



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Alan Carr and Lily Allen - Cadbury Eyebrows Video

Here is the video of Lily Allen and Alan Carr doing a comedy version of the Cadbury Eyebrows advert on Channel 4's Sunday Night Project. The original Cadbury advert is posted below so you can compare both.

Rather entertaining........................

Alan Carr and Lily Allen do Cadbury Eyebrow advert.


Cadbury Eyebrow advert (original)

BBC Broadcast Unedited Christian Bale Rant

Christian Bale has become an internet sensation this week after his rant containing 35 swear words made it online. Yet bosses at the BBC's Breakfast Show were left red faced as an UNEDITED version of the clip was broadcast just before 7am. The tape was cut after a few seconds, as a shriek was heard in the studio once the F word went out live.

BBC presenter Susanna Reid quickly said, "An enormous apology. That was definitely supposed to be edited." That didn't stop over 50 viewers ringing in to complain. The rant made on the set of Terminator 4 last summer, has been turned into a remix by producer Revolucian.

WARNING: The video below contains a shit load of swear words:

Christian Bale Rant - Remix

You can see more of Revolucian on YouTube, Twitter, MySpace and the Christian Bale Remix can be downloaded on MP3 for free @ http://www.revolucian.com/BaleOut-Download.html

Boys Will Be Boys!

Ever wondered what lads get up to when the girls are not around? Watch this video and you'll see a bunch of lads dancing around in their pants while one of them tries to play Guitar Hero. Lots of arse spanking and willy waving as the lads get down jiggy with each other..............

Tasmin Lucia Khan 60 Seconds Video

Watch the video where Tasmin Lucia Khan's BBC3 "60 Seconds" broadcast on Thursday night was abandoned after just 28 words, with the newsreader's breathless gasps leaving viewers and producers puzzled.

Happy Tree Friends: Snip Snip Hooray!

Here is a video of the Happy Tree Friends (Snip Snip Hooray) - you may have seen them on a mobile phone with their twisted humour (think of Itchy and Scratchy on The Simpsons and you get the idea). See what happens when a haircut goes wrong........

Heather Mills Lottery Win!

Heather Mills £24.3m lottery win!

Forget putting a bet on the lottery in the vain hope of winning the jackpot - just marry Heather Mills and screw her out of the £24.3 million she was awarded in the divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.

The lying witch claimed in court she donated most of her money to charities - now it's time to prove it. The lottery should run a new scratch card entitled "Marry Mills", where participants get the chance to marry Heather Mills if they scratch all 3 boxes revealing 3 wooden legs!

You've gotta be in it to win it!

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McCartney/Mills: Top 10 Songs

Paul and Heather in happier times

It started off so well for Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, but it seems nothing is set in wood (I mean stone) these days. So while the McCartney/Mills divorce is publically drawn out in the media, we went undercover and discovered what Top 10 songs are playing in each iPod:

Heather's Top 10:

1. It's Yer Money I'm After Baby - Wonder Stuff

2. D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Tammy Wynette

3. Money Money Money - ABBA

4. Take It Away - Paul McCartney

5. Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & Blockheads

6. Cry Baby - Jemini

7. Ticket To Ride - Beatles

8. Brass In Pocket - Pretenders

9. Knock On Wood - Amii Stewart

10. Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous - Good Charlotte

Paul's Top 10:

1. Loadsamoney - Harry Enfield

2. Driftwood - Travis

3. Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

4. My Brave Face - Paul McCartney

5. Bitch - Meredith Brooks

6. Love To See You Cry - Enrique Iglesias

7. Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles

8. Mo Money, Mo Problems - Notorious B.I.G featuring 112

9. Deadwood - Dirty Pretty Things

10. Lonely - Akon

The Mills/McCartney saga

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robmacca "Foundations" Video (Kate Nash)

Miss Piggy (Muppet's) and robmacca star in "Foundations" by Kate Nash!


Kate Nash has been on my mind all week - well the "Foundations" tune has been swirling around my head. At first it prompted me to create this banner:

But with nothing on TV worth watching and a few hours spare I watched the Kate Nash "Foundations" video and thought I could do a one man show of my own. Not easy when you watch the Kate Nash video below, lots of camera moves and fancy special effects.

I had to film myself (and Miss Piggy!) and try and get it all timed as close as I could. Bit difficult when you can only really add the song at the end (and even then the download I'd just bought wouldn't work so I had to record it from the speaker - how very 1980's!)

It took 6 hours to record this 4 minute video (I had not seen the Kate Nash video until yesterday) - mine is not meant to be professional (yes, it means my version is CRAP !), my intention was just to have a bit of fun and experiment.

For best results, watch the original superior Kate Nash version first - so you can see where I got my ideas from, then watch the robmacca version (ignore the poor sound quality etc).......



Kate Nash "Foundations"


Here is the robmacca "Foundations" Video:

robmacca and Miss Piggy from the "Foundations" video.

Penis Wash!

It's a quiet Sunday morning watching TV, when throughout the morning I am bombarded with "Vagisil Wash" adverts.

At first I didn't pay attention but after seeing it more than once, I wondered what it was. Then the penny dropped and I worked out it was a cleaning product for a ladies vagina.

"How weird", I thought, "Why have a cleaning product just for the vagina?". The picture even shows it is soap free and doesn't cause irritation.

It got me thinking............

What about a "Penis Wash" product for men - after all, most men could do with giving it a good wash (according to those in the know).

Just imagine Sunday morning TV being filled with adverts and some dodgy "Penis Wash" product telling us all how we can get "intimate cleaning, without irritation"!

The more I thought about it, the more I could see it might be a bad idea.

Imagine men up and down the country, locked away in the bathroom with their penis in their hand and "Penis Wash" in the other.

Alas, that "gently freshens" feeling might be a bit too much for the average male and he might start cleaning his penis even more often!

Get Naked!

*picture part of Kerry Starbakka collection @ http://www.starbakka.com

If your in the UK, you might just want to jump out of bed and stay naked - because we've finally got some sunshine! Weather reports even say it could last for a few days, so why not make the most of it and get outdoors and soak up the sun.


Join the masses, maybe even like these naked Mexicans and enjoy the few days of summer and make the most of it because we don't know how long it will last!

If your short of idea's then you could always get some friends and go to the beach and play a game of naked twister!

Enjoy the sunshine folks...................

Log Off

*Thanks to Raluca from DenDen

I'm off to London today so it means I'll have to actually log off for at least 36 hours!