Heather Mills £24.3m lottery win!Forget putting a bet on the lottery in the vain hope of winning the jackpot - just marry Heather Mills and screw her out of the £24.3 million she was awarded in the divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney.
The lying witch claimed in court she donated most of her money to charities - now it's time to prove it. The lottery should run a new scratch card entitled "Marry Mills", where participants get the chance to marry Heather Mills if they scratch all 3 boxes revealing 3 wooden legs!
You've gotta be in it to win it!
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