Caption of the Week- Return of the Mummy

The Scene: The driver looks horrified as the Beckhams get into the back of the car after a night out at the Ivy in London.
The Caption: "She's looking darker than that Melanie Brown at her darkest and slimmer than Geri at her slimmest!"

*picture from http://www.posh-madness.net/

If I Could Swop Bodies Part 1

I would transport myself inside the body of David Beckham (if I had to choose a famous person to inhabit!).
There would be three things I would have to change though:
1. No tattoos because it detracts from the perfect body.
2. The voice would have to go (sorry David but it's just too girlie!!)
3. Victoria Beckham would have to get out of the house and get a proper job instead of sponging off me!